Good help is so hard to find these days...

When I logged into MySpace earlier this evening, this message was displayed at the top of the home page:

The Department of Homeland Security has asked MySpace to help distribute information about Hurricane Gustav. Try these links:
How to Get Help, Finding Friends & Family, Health & Safety, Donate & Volunteer, En Espanol, What Government is Doing.

"The Department of Homeland Security has asked MySpace to help..."
Dire fucking straits, indeed.